'Handsome' Tom Begley, an Epidermal Pigmentation Modification Specialist, is a modest man. While aware that his striking gaze is second only to the McConaughey himself, he refuses to be distracted by his own reflection. He works tirelessly at his craft and continual pursuit of perfection, and lives each day cursed with the knowledge that he has not yet seen the world's greatest work of art... because he has yet to create it.
“No man needs sympathy because he has to work, because he has a burden to carry. Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.” ― Theodore Roosevelt